if there is one thing that i can do to make this world better, it would be the utter destruction of skorts. if you are unaware what a skort is, it is a cross between one of the greatest things ever invented (the skirt) and something not as great (shorts) mixed together to make something truly unholy. skorts are deception incarnate and the true master of all lies. nothing is more heartbreaking and gut blowing than the feelings of confusion and disillusionment that comes from the hottest looking girl bending over in what looks like a short skirt, only to realize that what you are now looking at is not underwear but.....shorts. this is an outrage that can no longer be allowed to continue. skirts are proof that a higher power wanted guys to be happy because of the simple nature that the skirt represents; a piece of cloth that wraps around the waist that may or may not be removed for the sexy time. it is essential for quickies, yet the skort hates quickies and therefore squashes everything a skirt stands for. it is in my opinion that skorts are very unpatriotic and go against most things this nation was founded on. in any case, skorts should be banned and erased from our memories and society...that is all.